10 Best Uses Of A Beverage In A Movie

10. Water promoted by the whole cast from Signs

Bo: There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

[giving the dog a bowl of water]
Bo: It tastes funny.
[Morgan takes a sip]
Morgan: It does not. It’s just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don’t think he’ll mind.

Graham Hess: Come on, now, you’re too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what’s wrong with this one?
Bo: It has dust in it.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: A hair.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: Morgan took a sip and it’s got his amoebas in it.

9. Mountain Dew promoted by “the Extreme guys” from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle

Cole: “Let’s go get some fuckin’ Mountain Dew.”
Other skater guy: “EXTREME!”

8. Booty Sweat promoted by Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder

Alpa Chino: “Drink Booty Sweat, baby! Drink Booty Sweat!”
Kirk Lazarus: [mockingly] “Yeah, get him chuggin’ on some of Alpa’s ass-water. That’ll bring him around, it’s a cure-all… “

7. Maple syrup promoted by Super Troopers Thorny vs. Rabbit

Captain O’Hagan: “I’m sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.”

6. Tie between Brawndo from Idiocracy and Minotaur from Role Models

Idiocracy
[cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo]
Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: They’re… what they use to make Brawndo!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo’s got electrolytes.

Role Models
Danny: [while urinating neon green liquid from drinking too much Minotaur] Jeez, it’s like Shrek’s piss.

8 Crazy NASCAR Wrecks Where Drivers Walked Away Safe

8. Location: Winston 500, Cars Involved: 1, Year: 1993

7. Location: Daytona 500, Cars Involved: 2, Year: 2003

6. Location: Texas Motor Speedway, Cars Involved: 1, Year: 2008

5. Location: Darlington Raceway, Cars Involved: 2, Year: 1965

4. Location: Bristol Speedway, Cars Involved: 2, Year: 2002

3. Location: Daytona International Speedway, Cars Involved: 13, Year: 2000

2. Location: Daytona 500, Cars Involved: 27, Year: 2001

1. Location: Daytona Superspeedway, Cars Involved: 37, Year: 1960

Video Game FAIL: 10 Interesting Glitches

10. Street Fighter II - E. Honda roughs up that car with his face

9. Skate For XBox 360 - This skater is doing all sorts of crazy tricks in mid-air without his skateboard.

8. Madden 07′ - The field marker keeps running into a player and falling over.

7. Madden 08′ - Notice how the helmet flies off the player even before he gets hit.

6. Halo 3 - Where did all those other characters come from? Look at the pretty colors too.

5. NBA Live 2008 - Jason Williams loses his mind

4. Bioshock - This character was whacking it until the jerk started shooting

3. Super Mario Brothers - Goombas go flying all over the place

2. Super Mario 64 - WTF is Mario Doing?

1. Donkey Kong Country - Donkey Kong gets it on