10 Best Uses Of A Beverage

10. Water promoted by the whole cast from Signs
Bo: There’s a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?

[giving the dog a bowl of water]
Bo: It tastes funny.
[Morgan takes a sip]
Morgan: It does not. It’s just tap water. Besides, he licks his butt every day, I don’t think he’ll mind.

Graham Hess: Come on, now, you’re too old to be doing this. You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around instead of finishing it. Now what’s wrong with this one?
Bo: It has dust in it.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: A hair.
Graham Hess: And this one?
Bo: Morgan took a sip and it’s got his amoebas in it.

9. Mountain Dew promoted by “the Extreme guys” from Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
Cole: “Let’s go get some fuckin’ Mountain Dew.”
Other skater guy: “EXTREME!”

8. Booty Sweat promoted by Alpa Chino from Tropic Thunder
Alpa Chino: “Drink Booty Sweat, baby! Drink Booty Sweat!”
Kirk Lazarus: [mockingly] “Yeah, get him chuggin’ on some of Alpa’s ass-water. That’ll bring him around, it’s a cure-all… ”

7. Maple syrup promoted by Super Troopers Thorny vs. Rabbit
Captain O’Hagan: “I’m sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in ‘em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.”

6. Tie between Brawndo from Idiocracy and Minotaur from Role Models
[cabinet has been debating putting water on the plants instead of Brawndo]
Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *are* these electrolytes? Do you even know?
Secretary of State: They’re… what they use to make Brawndo!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use them to make Brawndo?
Secretary of Defense: [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo’s got electrolytes.

Role Models
Danny: [while urinating neon green liquid from drinking too much Minotaur] Jeez, it’s like Shrek’s piss.

5. Beer promoted by Frank the Tank of Old School
Frank: [after funneling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!

4.  Coca-Cola promoted by the Sho tribe in the Kalahari desert from The Gods Must Be Crazy

Narrator: [explaining Ninau's conversation with a baboon in a tree who grabbed the Coke bottle] He spoke long and earnestly to the baboon and explained, that is an evil thing you’ve got there, and it brought much unhappiness to my family and it will surely bring much unhappiness to yours unless you give it back to me and let me throw it away. He spoke so earnestly that the baboon began to take note and dropped the evil thing. He said, that is a very wise thing you have done.

3.  Coffee promoted by most of the cast in Office Space
Peter Gibbons: Boy, I’ll tell ya, some days… One of these days it’s just gonna be like…
[He mimics the sound of a machine gun. Brian, a waiter, walks up and does the same and laughs]
Brian, Chotchkie’s Waiter: So can I get you gentlemen something more to drink? Or maybe something to nibble on? Some Pizza Shooters, Shrimp Poppers, or Extreme Fajitas?
Peter Gibbons: Just coffee.
Brian, Chotchkie’s Waiter: Okay. Sounds like a case of the Mondays.

2. Water promoted by Bobby Boucher Jr. in The Waterboy
Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.
Bobby Boucher: No, you people are drinkin the wrong water.
Coach Klein: Gatorade.
Bobby Boucher: H2O.
Coach Klein: Gatorade.
Bobby Boucher: H2O.
Coach Klein: [singing] Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.

1. Beer promoted by Andy Dufresne in The Shawshank Redemption
“All I ask is three beers apiece for each of my co-workers…I think a man workin’ outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That’s only my opinion.”

9 Responses to “10 Best Uses Of A Beverage”

  1. I’m with a coke right now. SO the coke won

  2. FiestaRancho says:

    totally agree with you, FreeOnlineKeno

  3. very funny the Minotaur in Role Models

  4. great post, I remembered old movies with this.

  5. Thanks for letting us know about those uses that we can avail from our beverages….

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